“My opponent admitted he is pathological”, says Republican hopeful Donald Trump. “As well-he has the cadence of a kindergarten teacher.”
” I was going to say that Donald Trump is an icky doo-doo head, but that wouldn’t be helpful. Calling me ‘pathological’ is like when our friends in school steal our juice-boxes and then on the playground, intentionally throw the dodgeball directly at our legs so we can’t jump out of the way.
It’s just wrong.”
Reporters noted Dr. Carson then carefully folded up his blankie and went home.