Aging Leftist Pope offers aging Sixties icon sainthood if only she stop talking

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Photo: The Guardian
Beloved Sixties Burnout Pope Francis has offered another sixties Burnout Yoko Ono
sainthood if she would only go away. And leave us alone. Forever. Ono, counter-offered that she would only accept if she could drape St. Peter’s cathedral in yellow silk and leaflet the entire city of Rome with the one-word statement: “No”.
Pope Francis offered her a flower. Ono bowed wordlessly
and drove off in her motorcade, paid for by the dead John Lennon estate.

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Photo: gritaradio

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